Qualitative Definitions of the Art of Blowjob
Here is how to rate (because we all do!) qualitatively and accurately the skills of a blowjob while is performed.
These ratings and definitions have been established to the extent of a future improvement in the practitioner’s skills in this field, regardless of age, physical appearance or gender.
Below are the ranks, categories and definitions, from F to X (F means the worst way, and X the best way to perform a blowjob)
F: Faking It
E: Economic Blowjob
D: Down The Lips
C: Classic Blowjob
B: Both of You
A: Above Average
S: Sloppy, Sticky, Silly
P: Princess of Blowjob
X: X-Rated Skills
-> “It Could Be Better” category
F: The “No-No Behavior”. Does not like (or even not at all) sucking dicks, it can be seen and felt, even in the person’s attitude. And again, this is in the case where this practice is performed of their full greed, which is rarely the case…
E: The “Economic”… Despite the fact that it is carried out, the blowjob usually lasts… one to two minutes, maximum. It is hasty, and is just made history to say that it was made. Nothing more.
D: The “Just Above The Tip” kind of Blowjob. This type of blowjob is almost equivalent to the E-Type in terms of quality and technique, except that it is done much slower, a little deeper and lasts a little longer (between 3 and 5 minutes). This one is soft, but lacks rhythm.
-> “From Good to Great” category
C: The “Classic One”. Everyone knows this one, and we see it everywhere. It could be better than worse. It is good, has a good rhythm, however it lacks fantasy.
B: The “Special-Bond” Blowjob. This one is a bit special, because you both like this type of blowjob. It is more concerned with the “fun and sharing” side than with the “precision and technical” one.
Despite everything, both of you are having a good time!
A: Well, let’s add “Manual Skills” please. At this level, we begin to feel the presence and the technical baggage of said blowjob, and we have here the premises of a super blowjob!
-> “Hypothetical Porn Star Skills” category
S: The “Saliva Deep-Sliding Throat” kind of Blowjob. High performance training leads to surprising results, in the good sense of the word!
The technique is there, just like the depth, and especially the saliva (and all the sounds that go with it).
We remember this one!
P: The “Dirty, Nasty & Kinky” type of Blowjob.
Can we recall the importance of good use of the tongue?
Most people tend to forget that the latter (the tongue) is essential in this kind of field and exercise, and that, when it is well handled, the performance of the same blowjob goes from “Good” to “Sensational”, especially as this type is very varied: Rhythm, Depth, Fantasy, Technique, Attitude… It’s all there!
X: The “99 Overall” Blowjob!
This is the one you’ll never forget!
For the simple reason that you want this blowjob, but here nobody who practices it wants it even more!
At this level, we no longer call it a performance, but rather Art! We no longer call it a blowjob, but Oral Sex, for real!
Practiced with devotion, passion, rhythm, depth, passing through fantasy boxes such as Deep Throating, Rimming, Gagging, Face Fucking, Facial or Swallowing (depending on your preferences), what more can we say?
This type is by far the most varied and complete of all, it is undeniably the “Ultimate Blowjob Experience”!
You’re not gonna make it with your balls full, that’s for sure!
Maybe you will lose your soul there, for a short moment in any case… (No, we do not wish death, although such a death… it remains to be seen!)